Guild Wars 2 – Lost In A Detailed World Part 5

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Shes not on her period. Just sayin…

No more orchestra music today. I turned on the dubstep radio.

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa Β β€œTurn up the bass”

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa Β β€œI can’t find my face”

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Da Daaa

This fit the game much better and gave me a beat to continue on in its boring areas.

I started to look at some of the hearts you fill up on the map. I see they are listed by level.

That’s a good thing!

It hit some of the older areas and found some stuff I haven’t done yet.

LuckilyΒ there were some caves to fight in. However they were over with way too quickly.

Can’t a warrior just kill shit? Really…

I have to say that i’m missing the kill ten rats system.

I get into an area where some dragon beacon or something is. Some boss guy comes out, and suddenly the entire area is filled with players.

Ooooooooh kay.

Did a rift open up?

*looks at the sky but then sees three rifts open up in front of him* Oh! there they are! For a minute I thought I was on Guild Wars 2!

So I dive into the fray and slaughter everything in my path. Players are running all over the place trying to tag stuff i’m hitting before it dies.

I howl as the adrenaline surges thru my body, and blood of foes run down my throat. Finally! A battle for my Darkened Mistress of Death!

I celebrate with a hot pocket. Ham and cheese.

I got no less than seven guild invites. The problem is, all of them had bad names. ALL!

My Shadow War Hag will not be in a guild named β€œJustin Bieber Lovers.”

Sadly the battle is all over.

Time to go back to delivering ore…

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